Witches' Haven

Witch 101

Good morning class, welcome to Witch 101. I am your teacher, Karen. I am not your BFF, I am not your confidante. I don't guild the lillies.

So you want to be a Witch? Well, bully for you. If you are looking for peace, love and fluffy little kittens, please shop elsewhere. If you are a vegan, enviro-nut or see fairies in your garden, please rise and move to the nearest exit, quickly and safely.



If you think that Witchcraft/Paganism is all about this? You are in the wrong place, check out your nearest comic book store for more information.





Realistically? Most of the true Witches of my acquaintance look far more like this trio than the former, with the exception of the men, of course. And yes, men are Witches. No, they are not warlocks. First assignment? Look up the etymology of the word, warlock.



Witch is a very complicated word these days and rather than attempt to be politically correct, which is something my DNA does not permit and as this is MY class, we will learn about "Witch" from my perspective, from my experience.

We are going to look at the most common misconceptions regarding Witchcraft as well as what it takes to become a Witch. Guaranteed you ain't going to like it.

Spells

There will be more to come.

Hexes/Curses
Divination
Walking the Walk
Spirituality

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